Where the f*** was this guy in 2000?

Dammit Al, you have charisma, even ganas, so where was all this stuff when you ran for president?





You're not the first presidential candidate to mysteriously develop a personality after a presidential election (although at least you won yours, technically), but if you start showing up in Viagra ads*, I will be very, very upset.

*Yes, I know it's not the Viagra ad, but close enough.