Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Fluffy mackerel pudding

For your next holiday dinner party, pass on the turkey or roast beef.

Instead, treat your guests to fluffy mackerel pudding, thanks to Weight Watchers circa 1974.

I would hotlink the picture, but it's just too frightening.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Holiday malaise, with cute bunnies

I'm not so big on seasonal affective disorder or holiday blues (besides, it's sunny!), but this video sums up my melancholy rather well:

Plus, bunnies are cute.

'Tis the frickin' season, I guess

It's quite simple: if I see another commercial for inexpensive diamond jewelry that will guarantee nasty lovemaking from your spouse, I will put my foot through the television.

Enough said. Really, every time a woman goes apeshit over dimaond jewelry, somewhere, a feminist loses her wings. Think about it.

Wish I'd thought of this

This was a great little distraction from packing for the big move. It combines several of my favorite things in the world: skewering hallowed traditions, bad white man dancing, and breasts.

Of course, even if I had thought of this, I'm not married and not in any danger of getting married soon. In all likelihood, by the time I do get married (if, perhaps), the Zeitgeist will have long since moved on from this (still, it's got almost 5 million hits as of posting time).

Wednesday, December 5, 2007