Why I'm sad the Olympics are over

No more Blanka Vlasic for the time being :(

Blanka Vlasic Osaka 2007
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I'll also miss moments like this:



Yeah, I'm a scumbag. I never claimed otherwise.

A political ad for the ages

I haven't posted in a while, dear reader(s), for any number of reasons, but I'd like to think that I'm back in the game. Of course, the easiest way to blog is to embed someone else's content and say something about it, so here is the nation's political discourse heightened by Paris Hilton.

Say it again and again, and it still sounds weird.

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Honestly, the biggest flaw in her plan is that Rihanna couldn't be her vice president, because she was born in Barbados. This may prove to be the strongest argument for amending Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution (sorry, Arnold.)